Thursday, March 24, 2005

World Conquest Poetry Winners Announced!

Congratulations to the winners of the 1000 Steps to World Domination contest and many thanks to everyone who entered!

The Grand Poo-Bah Winner, who gets a free copy of both Go Forth And Conquer and 1000 Steps to World Domination, as well as getting his poem illustrated by Rob Osborne and walking home with the original art, is:

Matt Silady, author of "
How I Will Rule You All"

The Runners-Up, who all win free copies of Go Forth And Conquer, are:

Skippy for "Deez Nutz"
Mark W. Hale for "If I had a giant robot gorilla suit I'd stomp all over town..."
Kevin J. Church for "3 Haikus for World Conquest"
Shawn Demumbrum for "Absolute Tyrant Haiku"
David Campbell for "My World Conquest Haiku"

Looks like haiku are popular these days. I blame television.

Thanks again to the Great Rob Osborne for his magnanimous leadership and to everyone with the gumption to enter.

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